Now, this post is the most obviously-titled post I have ever made. Look, there is no doubt about it. There is no better woman than a hot geeky one. Not nerdy, that is quite different, which I might explain in a later post. Geeky as in gamer. Anime. Comic Books. And may I remind you, dear reader, “gamer” doesn’t mean “Wii ~BLANK~” player (Wii Sports, Wii Fit, etc.). This is Halo, LotRO, Street Fighter, COD. You know, games that don’t require you to flail your arms like an octopus having an aneurism. It is purely optional for the abhorred among gaming society. One of my mates once said to another nearby friend when this latter friend was doing such an act “We’re playing XBox, not the freaking wii.” But I digress.
Now, these women are extremely fun to be around. Fact. These women won’t back out of a relationship simply because you have a life-size metal replica of a Keyblade hanging over the mantlepiece. These are the sort of women that won’t give a look of confusion and/or disgust when you give the answer to “What’s the most fun you’ve ever had?” as “Playing Mass Effect 2.” And most of all, these are the women whose favourite sort of cake is that which is “delicious and moist”. But why are these sort of women the best ones to be with? Well, let us examine the other types:
- Sporty: They’re good fun, but are subject to overcompetitiveness and will kick your @$$ from here to China if you get on their bad side.
-Nerdy: They will get most of your really good and often really obscure jokes, but feel often as if they’re always right.
-Flirty: They make you feel as if you’re appreciated and really listened-to, but chances are you’re not the first guy she’s been with and you probably won’t be the last.
-Gen Z: This is the facebooker, iPod owner and the mall-goer. Basically, the life of the party and the one with the huge group of friends that you can hook up with your mates. However, they are generally of the sis-es before kisses variety. They are fixated on their friends first and foremost, and should you get on one friend’s bad side, you’re on everyone’s bad side, probably even your gf’s. If she does stick by you, however, gradually she’ll probably succumb to peer pressure or become annoyed by the whole ordeal, and comment that the situation is “too hard”, subsequently dumping you.
Geeky girls, however, are all the pros of the above and more. They’re generally above-average smart. They probably have the same other-gaming intrerests as you (Dr Who, for example).
Now stack all that personality on some curves…my friend, you have the perfect woman. Even so, even though some twats may brag about their blonde cheerleading trophy gf, that gf would have already been with half the footy team before arriving at that guy, and is in a relationship with two or three others at the same time. Above all, you know that you’ve got loyalty with a geeky girl. She’s got the sensitivity of any quality female, plus, if she has played Bioshock, she knows as well as you do how much of a kick in the nuts getting betrayed is.
Of course, this is a very general categorizing of females, and there are exceptions. However, GENERALLY, these are what most geeky girls are.
Dedicated to Claudia and Jess, two of the geekiest and most brilliant girls I know.
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